Don't worry, you're not the first and certainly not the last person to drop a brick. Just remember the following tips and you'll be safe on your next holiday!
- Paris may be the most romantic city in the world but when in France, do not attempt to kiss on a level crossing. It is forbidden in the land of baguette and vin rouge!
- Who doesn't remember the Village People and the hunk with the moustache? Well, if you have one and happen to be in the sunny state of California I suggest you don't kiss a woman - it is not allowed!
- Brits love their pubs, their chips and...their Queen! You were rushing and affixed the stamp upside down on your postcard? No, no, no! A contravention on the green Island!
- Everyone knows that Singapore has one of the toughest laws in the world. Maybe just the thought of this makes your bladder go weak and you need to go to the loo frequently. Don't forget to flush though - it'll cost you 400 £ if you don't!
- Talking about peeing, if you're driving on a public road in Britain and really cannot hold it in much longer you are allowed to relief yourself. Just make sure you pee in the direction of the back wheel and to keep your right hand on your vehicle.
- In Britain women are not allowed to eat chocolate on public transport!
- Going to Thailand next year? Just make sure you don't step on a bank note - not even by mistake. Images of the king are sacret and you could end up in prison. You don't want that, do you!
- You finally got to Alaska for your photoshooting! For days you've been strolling through the forest in search of the big brown bear just to find he's having his afternoon nap. Do not attempt to wake him though! In Alaska it is forbidden to wake a sleeping bear.
